no more old phone

of all the replies i received regarding my stolen phone, this was the sweetest -

bONES,

I would say that's perfect. They can take away your phone... not your moon.

Any illicit messages sent will be duly regarded.

you are in my neighbourhood - why aren't we meeting for lunch then?or coffee... muffin... sugarcane... what have you?

:_)

And then he forgot to send me his phone number.